You CAN judge a gal by her UNDERwear ...

Hmmm ... I went looking for turtlenecks and cardigans last week ... not that I need them today with this *spring* weather !! But , anyway, they no longer exist in the form I know them. Turtlenecks are made for the lawn chair weaving, Florida going, bowling crowd. (Hope I haven't offended anyone ...) . I am NOT wearing a turtleneck with little smiling mice on it ... or butterflies ... or any other creature. Has anyone heard of BLACK ? Or RED ? Or anything plain that doesn't have a doodad on it ? And cardigans ... they are made to wear in a climate controlled office over a teddy or a fake something ... not to be warm & cozy. So I gave up ... and I bought underwear instead.
So I came to the counter with my choices. The clerk looked them over, looked at me, and said "That is an interesting assortment of colours." Well ... yes it is. And that's why I chose them.
(A bit odd though that she would comment ...) Black & mauve stripes, red & white polka dots, blue & white squiggles. I figure that if I am in an accident someone will laugh and say "Oh. She wasn't boring. She must have been a fun gal !!" So there !!
So live it up ... buy some crazy underwear !!
... if only I could find skull underwear to match the hearse ...